There are some people that loves a good laugh, some that just wants to have some reason to smile.
Whatever it may be, it would be great to say some funny birthday wishes that are sure to help out.
Here are 105 funny birthday wishes that should be able to give you an idea on what to do to greet the person that you want to make happy.
Be sure to make sure to try them all out.
It’s your big day but the truth is the joke is on you, happy funny birthday for today!
Two men were talking, about how being old is like being a baby, happy bday baby!
Too many bday are said to kill you, so may you try to give it some rest today!
I know you want to feel young so let’s hang out today with old people, happy bday!
You know that you are old when you can’t even control when you will pee!
On this bday I will share to you the secret to keeping young: lie about your age!
I bet this would be one funny birthday when someone suddenly lose their mind.
Smile and just think that you can celebrate a far worse bday than this, enjoy today!
If you think about how you’d be in ten years, you’d start laughing now!
Congrats on joining the forever 30 years old club, welcome to the family.
Happy bday to you, I wish you would start saving money to get you by.
I know they say that age is but a number but well, your wrinkles might be showing.
Funny birthday party are the cool thing now, so go and practice some jokes!
Stop being so bummed out, you get older today and another next year!
You know it is better late than not greet you at all so happy bday!
My advice to you is you be nice to your children or you’d be in a nursing home.
You are sure lucky you were not born a dog or else you’d be dead by now, friend.
Be good to other people and just enjoy your big day, stay alive until next year!
You look older than you did last year, congrats on that then.
May you have a funny birthday for today, you deserve to.
When people ask you how old you are, lie to them and you’ll be fine!
One bday, you won’t be able to lie about your age but keep lying until then!
Don’t let successful people let you feel such a failure today on your big day!
You are not a failure, you’re just taking your time!
I hope you live old enough so I can annoy you as long.
I am so sorry you are in the age group where you are no longer a market target.
There is nothing better than a funny birthday celebration so have fun!
Only one year to go and Facebook is gonna remove you from its servers.
Your receding hairline now suits your age, so congrats to that!
Cheers to more beers to keep your fat tummy in, enjoy today.
I never forget your bday, right? Kidding but do not hate me for it.
Do remind me what age you are telling others you are so I can keep up with you!
Hey, pick a more appropriate age for your face, enjoy!
Are you lying to me when you say you are 30? I mean you look kinda 40-ish.
You are at the age where drugs are only for medical reasons.
What a funny birthday this has been, doing things I’d never done with you.
May you have a funny birthday so that you would laugh out loud a lot!
Wishes may come true or not but your age will not let you go ever.
You forgot my present last year so this year, consider your favor returned!
When you are feeling old, remember that there are people older than you!
Get out there and enjoy your beer while you are still young enough to do so.
How old are you again? Aw, you are old enough to be dead as a dog now.
I would be more into this celebration for your bday if it was my bday today.
I am more than excited for you, for you are getting closer to reading the will.
I celebrate with you today the anniversary of your escape from your mom’s womb.
Happy funny birthday to you, may you make this day one for the books.
As you get older, all I wish is you won’t lose that mind.
Happy bday, go lick off the frosting on that cupcake, they are healthy.
A muffin is healthier so go and switch into that today.
Terrific 105 Funny Birthday Wishes with Pictures
Today is the start that you will be off sugar for the rest of your life.
When you start wishing to have insurance, you know you are older.
Back then you were smart and lean now you are just old!
Wow, your candles outnumber even those grey hairs, I am amazed.
May you stop worrying about your health and just have fun today!
If you want a funny birthday, I will see to it that you finally get one.
You received tons of wishes yesterday but only I is here with you now!
I am glad you were born a long time ago, now you get stuck with me.
When age is all that you have in mind, it means you are getting older.
They say your mind is lost as you get older, is that the case as well?
You are only as old as you want yourself to be, but still older than I!
Those candles on your cake probably costs more than your cake, pity.
May you remember that you can start that mid-life crisis right now.
Your bday is a reminder to me that I am getting older too, too bad.
I swear after this 30th birthday of yours I would stop counting the years.
Happy bday to you now you can start that preparation for your gold year!
You know what, you should have a funny birthday that includes your children.
You are as old as that last selfie that you have taken today.
Sorry for not celebrating that bday with you but I was way too lazy.
Look at the bright side, you would never get to die too young.
Stop looking at your age, it will just make you feel all depressed today.
I wanted to send you a card but I forgot to mail it to you sorry!
You get another year in your birth certificate so have a funny birthday!
We get to count you as still the living for today so I am happy for you.
Your age is now greater than you followers on Twitter, congrats!
I am sending this to you on your email though you may never read it, enjoy today.
On this bday I am going to give you a million dollars, oops, that means nothing now.
I know you feel sad about your age, but hey the more the merrier, right?
Those handicapped stalls ought to be a great help to you, so enjoy today!
Happy funny birthday to the funniest member of the family, enjoy this big day.
May you celebrate a funny birthday today, you joker, we love you a lot.
No one else would tell you this but a real friend: you are old.
You look older today, do not argue with me and look at the mirror.
No one would have guessed your age, you look 50 when you are just 40!
Sending you something less embarrassing as respect for your age.
Live long enough to finish Detective Conan, so go ahead and enjoy life!
I know you love the circus but do try to behave!
Congrats, you are old enough to have a stationary bike.
We wish you all the best today and to have a really funny birthday!
May you be blessed with some sense of humor for your bday, we love you.
You are so old you do not even know how to use a smart phone, that is really sad.
Do not worry, on your bday, I will give you something special, enjoy it out too!
I will get you so intoxicated you will forget what age you are even in right now.
Happy funny birthday to the one that makes us all feel great.
You have reached an age where you can no longer claim to be at least 30.
You are irritating but I understand that you are only just 50 so I forgive you for that.
Congrats on achieving that old title for anything that you will ever do for today.
You are older and the rest of the world just have to deal with it, we know that.
I bet today is going to be a funny birthday for you so might as well just enjoy it.
This funny birthday ought to be a remarkable one so do it right!
A bday only comes once a year so here is a funny birthday surprise for you.
May you live old enough that everyone talks of you later on funny birthday!
A funny birthday is one where you need to just be yourself, enjoy your day.
We love you for all those corny jokes you gave us so happy bday to you!
Do not stress about being a whole lot older, just be happy you are alive.
I wanted to give you a present but I am so old I forgot!