Birthday is a perfect time to have fun.
In fact, a birthday without enjoyment is just incomplete.
So whenever you greet someone a happy birthday on his or her special day, make it a fun and memorable one! Whether it is your sister, brother, boyfriend or best friend, sending a birthday message that’s full of humor is one way to exude happiness on this very special day.
If you cannot think of a funny birthday message to send, here’s a list of the funny happy birthday quotes and messages.
My dearest friend, on your birthday today, I wish you would receive free stuffs like love, peace, fun, friendship, and romance. You are fond of anything that’s free right? In fact, that’s the reason why we get along so well. Happy birthday!
Earlier, I wished that all of your wishes would come true this year. However, I realized that if all of your wishes and dreams will cone true, then you’d have nothing left to dream after. So I’m taking back my wish. Happy birthday!
Happy birthday! I’ve actually baked the most delicious cake for your today. Unfortunately, I opted not to place any candles on it. Because if I do, then I’d have to call the fire department because it will be a potential fire hazard!
Happy birthday my friend! Please accept this birthday cake I got for you. Sorry if it’s lacking some candles. I just thought that if I’d get the right amount of candles in it, the cake would run out of space! Enjoy your day!
Happy birthday! Blow all the candles in your cake quickly before the fire alarm will be triggered! This huge amount of candles on your cake is a fire hazard so blow the candles out before it’s too late!
Happy birthday to you, my not so young friend! With our age, you should consider it luck that I still remember your birthday! Well at least, I can no longer recall your actual age?
It’s your special day today so let’s celebrate it in your own way! Take time out and celebrate with a blast! Do not waste a single thing because remember, your birthday only comes once in every y ear!
You’re slowly getting into the top of everything and I think that’s so much better than settling for being ideal. Have a birthday to you my dear friend!
Finally, one of us is already 18! And because of that, drinks will be on you, then! Happy birthday to you, my already adult friend!
Given today’s technology, everyone will receive text messages, status updates, and phone calls on their birthday. But because we’re both old school, I decided to mail you a card instead! Happy birthday!
Happy birthday dude, you might be loosing your teeth soon, but I wanted you to know that I will be willing to take you to your dentist anytime you want me to, so please don’t be sad!
It’s good to stay young but we cannot stop growing old because that’s part of life. So don’t worry, just chill. We all are going to die someday. At least, you did not die young, right? Happy birthday!
This text message is free from cholesterol, fat, and additives. Believe me, this is totally organic, although I cannot guarantee that it’s sugar-free. You’re the sweetest friend I have so this message is sure to give you a sugar rush!
At your golden age of 50, it’s such a miracle that you can still recall where you have been keeping your car keys? Was it in the kitchen, toilet, or bathroom? Nevertheless, enjoy your golden age! Happy birthday!
Can you still recall those fun, happy, and colorful day on our younger years? It feels really awesome right? Unfortunately, we can no longer go back in time. So enjoy what you have and spend your birthday with a huge smile! Happy birthday!
So are you ready for the party tonight? Just make sure you’ve got a fire extinguisher ready. I’m giving you a huge cake with massive candles on it! What can I do – the candles represent your age! Happy birthday, my friend!
Happy birthday to you, my good friend. Don’t worry much about growing old. You’re still younger than what everyone thought. In fact, with your childish attitude, no one will know what your actual age is!
Happy birthday! Did you notice the huge amount of candles on your birthday cake? Remember you’ve got to blow them all by sniffing! I’m kidding! Happy birthday to you, candle king!
Happy birthday my friend. My only wish is for the amount of candles in your cake to decrease but the number of parties and cakes to increase! Enjoy your special day and make sure you grow old gracefully!
Here’s wishing you a very happy birthday. I actually brought a surprise gift for you – a cane! Although I believe you can still walk straight. I guess you won’t need a cane until next year? Just kidding!
On your special day my friend, I only have one special wish – smile while your teeth is still complete! And oh, if you ever start losing your teeth, you can count on me. I know of a good dentist.
Happy birthday to you my amazing and kind friend! I actually got you something special. Unfortunately, it’s something I also love – chocolate cake! You know what I did? I ate it along the way, so I’m really sorry!
Do not feel sad that you’re adding another year in your life. Instead, keep your chin up because reaching this age is not easy. I know you’ve been through a lot so consider this birthday an achievement! Happy birthday!
On your birthday today, stop counting the number of candles on your cake or the amount of wrinkles that are showing on your face! Instead, count all the presents and greetings that your friends and loved ones will send! Happy birthday!
Happy birthday my best friend! You always make sure to give me ten times more than what I deserve. So now that it’s your turn to celebrate your special day, I’m throwing out a super exciting party on your way!
Best friends are supposed to share everything to each other. So now that it’s your birthday, make sure you share some of your cakes and presents with me! Happy birthday my generous friend!
It’s often been said that time is the best healer. However, time is also a bad beautician and this has been proven in your case. Just kidding! Happy birthday to you, grumpy old man!
Happy birthday to you, my good friend! I know you don’t want to remember your birthday as it makes you feel older. But still, allow me to greet you a very happy birthday! May all the great things in life come your way!
I find it funny that you’re already wrinkled and weak. But don’t fret for we’re not yet at the end of life. There are still a lot more years to come ahead of us! Happy birthday, buddy!
I’m truly lucky to have you as my good friend. You’re so full of humor and I love each and every moment I get to spend with you. But do not be flattered so much. I’m just saying this today since it’s your special day! Happy birthday!
Happy birthday my buddy, you’re always with me regardless of what the situation is. I’m truly excited to spend your birthday with you. I’m pretty sure it’s going to be very special!
Happy birthday dude! Can you please stop counting all those candles on your cake? What’s really important is that you still have black hair and some teeth! Stay blessed, my friend!
It’s been said that wisdom and maturity often comes with age. But it seemed like you’re still a kid yet and that you have never aged a bit! Happy birthday!
On your birthday, you may have to go through personal crises and start to wonder about your purpose in life. But don’t worry though for it’s just for one day in a year. You’ll be back to being normal after only a day. Happy birthday!
Happy birthday my friend! Today, I found a clown within you. I’m just kidding though! Please know that you brought so much happiness in my life and you’re one of those people that I treasure a lot.
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Happy birthday my best friend! You’re like a family member to me so here is a tip to for your birthday – forget about your past since you can no longer change it. Forget about your present, because I totally forgot to buy you one!
Another year in your life means another reason to hate whoever invented this thing called mirror. Happy birthday, due! Don’t worry about getting old. That’s just how you look in the mirror but in reality, you look a day younger!
Big thanks to your birthday, my friend because all those candles in your birthday cake have given as so much warmth enough to counter this crazy winter chills! Good thing we got you a huge cake that can handle the amount of candles on your cake! Happy birthday!
Happy birthday friend! I know you hated your birthday so much because you feel like you’re getting older and people are sending you scary birthday cards with creepy messages. Nevertheless, enjoy the process!
Happy birthday my old buddy! I’m pretty sure the government is going to declare your special day as an important holiday because it’s also the day that you’ll become a citizen – senior citizen!
Thank you my dear sister for being a member of our big family! You actually make all our family photos look so much better! Happy birthday!
Birthdays help us to realize that our journey in life is just like a time travel movie filmed in a very slow motion. Yet, I often always want to be the first to come out at the end of the film. Happy birthday my dear!
Happiest birthday to an old friend who is also my partner in crime. May God bless you with a new sickness so I can come and take care of you! I’m kidding buddy! Of course, I just want to wish you a life that’s healthy!
Happy birthday bud! May your lungs have enough power to blow all those candles up in your cake! Or else, we’ll be in trouble and I may have to call the Fire Department to take out the fire!
I don’t understand why people tend to get depressed on their birthday for getting old. If you really think about it, you’re also actually getting old in the past 364 days of the year!
Happiest birthday to my very sweet, gorgeous, and cute sister! I hope you’ll get many more chocolates and cakes from your admirers. That way, I will have plenty to eat on your special day! You’re going on a diet right?
Now that you’re reaching another milestone in your life, my only concern is how you’re able to blow those numerous candles on your cake? I mean, they are just too much! Do you want us to help you out? Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to you, my dear friend! I hope you will love the cake I have prepared for you. I just wish you blew the candles as fast as you can since they are making the room feel a lot hotter. But not hotter than you, I know!
In this day and age of the social media, it is usually during your birthday when a lot of your friends will post something on your Facebook wall. Well at least, Facebook helps them to remember your special day!
Research shows that people tend to start losing their memory when they reach the age of 40, so we can only hope you won’t end up forgetting all the birthday wishes we sent you today! Just kidding friend! Have fun for it’s your birthday today!
Happy birthday friend! You must be very happy today because even though you’re 60, you look like you’re only 59 years old!
Happy birthday my friend! I wish you many more birthdays to come. May you reach the age where we can no longer bow our head to wear our party hats!
I’m someone who is not good at remembering birthdays. Thus, I consider it a miracle that I still recall your special day and that’s why I get to send this sweet birthday message on your way! Happy birthday buddy!
Happy birthday my friend! I’m pretty sure you’ll get the biggest surprise of your life by the party we’re going to throw for you tomorrow! You might find yourself asking – whose clothes are these? Whose house I am in? So good luck!
It’s your birthday today, buddy, so close your eyes and think about your dream! Make as many wishes as you can and wait for a while! I’m sure you’ll get what you want once the kids all go out of the house!
With every birthday you celebrate, you’re getting older and brighter. But do not keep on thinking about these useless things! Instead, have fun and eat as many slices of cake that your stomach can hold! Happy birthday!
A best friend is just like your best teacher, lover, and parent, all rolled into one! Happy birthday to the perfect best friend one can ever have. Just one more year and you’ll end up annoying me with your weird parenting skills!
Hey, happy birthday! Before coming to your party, I have decided to save some emergency numbers in my phone, just in case you’ll end up with asthma attacks while blowing the countless candles on your birthday cake!
Hey little buddy, happy birthday! But don’t ever let your age get you down. It will not be long and you’ll be allowed to learn to drive. Until then, just enjoy your bike!
To my dearest brother who still owes me several presents, happy birthday! To get back on you, I decided not to give you any present this year. At least, we can now call it even – happy birthday!
Happy birthday to you my little buddy! Gosh, I just can’t believe how big you are be getting! Gone are the days where you are fond of stealing cakes and splattering the icing on your face!
Happy birthday dude! Do you think it is about time that we grow up a bit and stop painting the town red? But wait, I know exactly what your reply is – we’ll do it next year!
Happy birthday buddy, I know you knew that I’m not really a fan of overly sweet messages. As you may know, birthdays are supposed to be fun instead of being cheesy! So let’s forget about the old habits and party till the morning!
One more year buddy, and you are sure to annoy everyone around you. But happy birthday anyway! I don’t mind all those annoying things that you do. What matters is that you treasure our friendship forever!
Hey brother! I really hope you have low expectations on your birthday party this year. Don’t tell anyone but I heard that dad is having a go at being the chef. So good luck! Happy birthday!
Happy birthday my friend! You still have one more year left to pretend that you are already old enough to care about the people around you! Have a blast buddy! It’s your big day!
Happy birthday my friend! You’re not only old enough to know better but you’re also old enough to care. Nevertheless, I want you to know that I’ll be right here forever to support you!
Happy birthday my not so young friend! Please know that I saved the number of the emergency department on the speed dial of your phone just in case you will have an asthma attack while blowing those candles in your cake and opening your birthday presents!
Hey buddy, let’s party like it’s 1959! Let’s enjoy life while you can still dance and let’s drink alcohol while we can still be sure that we will not end up in the hospital the morning after. Happy birthday!
Happy birthday buddy! Can you still remember those days when we’re staying up so late while running away from the authorities? Oh you forgot? Good! Then I do not remember it either!
Happy birthday dude! Cheers to another year where you can prove that getting older do not necessarily mean getting wiser. Kidding! Enjoy your special day, my friend!
Happy birthday buddy! You might not be pleased to know this but you are only one step closer to wearing diapers! Just kidding. Enjoy your day!
Happy birthday my friend! I created a list about words of wisdom to send you on your special day. I spent hours thinking and brainstorming and I only have this blank paper. I’m sorry. Maybe I’ll do it next year!
Happy birthday dude! My only wish is for all your dreams and wishes to come true. Well, except for the illegal ones, okay? I don’t want to have to visit you in jail on your birthday next year!
Happy birthday buddy! Now that it’s your special day, don’t worry about doing crazy stuff! In fact, this is the only day where you’re officially allowed to say things that you could end up regretting on any other day!
Studies show that people who have more birthdays are those people who live longer! Makes sense right? Unfortunately, these are also the same people who are costing us so much money on presents!
Happy birthday buddy! If you were going to count your birthday in the dog years, then you would be dead by now! But since you’re a human, then there’s nothing to worry about. I’m sure you’ll have many more years ahead of you!
Happy birthday sis! As your younger sister, I believe it’s my role to remind you that you will always be older than me. So please, be patient with me. I think that’s what older sisters are supposed to be right?
Happy birthday friend! Don’t you just wish to be a kid again? Well I know you won’t because you’re still pretty much doing the same things that you use to do when you’re still a kid!
Happy birthday friend! Here’s hoping that you’ll enjoy your birthday as much as you enjoy torturing everyone else all year round! Enjoy your big day!
Happy birthday to my best buddy in the world! I was trying to look for something that best represents the year you were born. Unfortunately, I just could not find anything. What’s worse, all the thrift shops are closed!
Happy birthday sweetie! I have bought you a birthday cake and at the same time, I alerted the fire department just in case you won’t be able to blow all those candles in your cake!
Happy birthday my friend! Another year may be added on your life today but it is better to remain over the ground rather than remaining below that. Here’s wishing you a blast on your big day!
You’re progressively getting to the top, girl! But don’t fret about getting old. Because at least, you’re not buried under ground yet. Happy birthday!
Some people tend to liken birthdays wit boogers. You know why? Because as the number of boogers increase, people find it more difficult to breath harder! Happy birthday!
Happy birthday buddy! Enjoy your birthday! Don’t worry much because no one will stop you from eating all your favorite sweets today! I wish you a lovely happy birthday! I love you so much!
Another year may have been added into your life today but I do not really think you have become wiser as well. Just kidding! Happy birthday!
It’s your birthday sweetie! So have a buffet tonight and eat as much food as your stomach can hold! Happy birthday!
Happy birthday buddy! The nature has certainly kept this day special since you’re permitted to eat as many sweets as you can! So don’t think about going on a diet. This day is created for you to celebrate!
Happy birthday honey! No matter how old you will become today just please make sure never to forget where you place the car keys!
Happy birthday my love! I’ve decided not to buy any cake for you today because I know that you’ll love to have this champagne even more. Besides, I don’t think you’re capable of blowing all the candles on your cake!
There’s so many years that I could remember, thanks to the history classes we have in high school. Unfortunately, there’s one special day that I cannot remember and that is your birthday! Nevertheless, allow me to greet you a belated happy birthday!
Happy birthday my friend! The room is already getting and hotter. So please, blow all your candles now before the room catches fire!
Happy birthday buddy! I do not want to spoil your day but let me tell you that according to scientific studies, having too many birthdays means you’re getting closer to death!
Hey! Although you are a year older today, I do not think you are even a year wiser! Nevertheless, happy birthday. My only wish is for the time to come that you’ll finally realize that it’s about time to grow up!
Happy birthday dude! Having too many candles on your cake simply means you’re getting older too fast! Although it’s always nice to stay young but life is not like that! So enjoy the ride and cherish each and every moment you are alive!
Happy birthday cousin! Who could say that we’re related? I’m way better than you in the looks department. Of course, I’m joking! I just wanted to wish you a very happy birthday and may all of your dreams and wishes come true someday.
Although science says that people tend to start losing their memory when they reach the age of 40, I truly wish you would not lose yours! That way, you will still remember all the fun memories we shared with each other. Happy birthday!
Happy birthday buddy! Can you still remember those fun and happy days we shared when we’re younger? It always feels great when you can still recall all these old memories. If not, then I bet you are already very old!
Happy birthday friend! I just got you your favorite cake like I used to do on your past birthdays! But you know what, I realized now that your candles cost more than your cake so that simply means you’re definitely getting older! Kidding!
Happy birthday buddy! I find it difficult to look at the cake with all those candles over it! Can you still remember those moments when you only had a few candles on your cake? Isn’t it great?
It feels really great when your loved ones wish you ways you wanted to be wished on your special day! So enjoy your birthday, buddy! You only get to celebrate it once in a year!
Happy birthday to you my dearest friend! I hope you’ll have many more birthdays to come and may you continue to enjoy eating delicious cakes without losing any tooth! Kidding!
Last week during the fire on that candle factory, we ended up sinning you a happy birthday. So on your birthday today, we got you a cake but without any candles on it! Happy birthday!
Happy birthday! I’m sure you’re feeling good today because even though you are already 60, you actually look like you’re still 50! Enjoy your special day buddy!
Happy birthday! I truly believe that men grow old like wine while women grow old like cheese. But you know what, old wines are actually priceless! So consider yourself one!
On your special day, it is my duty to get in touch with the fire department just in case you cannot handle blowing all the 60 candles on your cake! May you have a very happy birthday!
Happy birthday buddy! Here are some special words to treasure on your birthday – keep on smiling while you still got those teeth on!
Happy birthday to you my dear friend! How, just how fast those numbers of the candles in your cake is rising! Nevertheless, I just wanted you to know that no matter how old you get, I will still be here to look forward to celebrating your special day with you. I love you!
Congratulations for adding another year in your not so young life. And although you may have already lost all your teeth, remember that your life is still getting sweeter and sweeter! Happy birthday!
A lot of people believe that good things don’t last for very long. But if that’s really true, then I consider you a badass! Happy birthday my badass buddy!
Happy birthday my friend! You may look a bit too old already, but your heart is still evergreen. If we count the age of the heart, you’re technically still 20 so live life to the fullest and continue to do things as you wish!
Happy birthday my dear! Another birthday simply means another step closer to the final stage of your life. And although growing old is inevitable, remember that growing up is optional!
Happy birthday buddy! You should enjoy your birthday cake because this is the only day that your doctor will allow you to eat sweets! So cheer up, bud! Don’t worry about getting old that much.
You always celebrate your birthday in many amazing ways and that’s what I really admire about you. Unfortunately, your birthday cake seems too small for that amount of candles in your cake!
You’re such an amazing person who always reminds me of the memories of my yester years! I have never found such a smart, good looking, and funny person than you! Happy birthday buddy!
Happy birthday my friend! You get older and older each year but I just want you to remember that I will forever be here to celebrate with your triumph and cry with you during your lowest moments of your life.
Happy birthday my old friend! Well I know we’re both very old now but I hope you will not die after blowing all those 90 candles in your cake! I’m kidding!
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Happy birthday to you my dear friend! It’s about time that you stop counting all those candles in your cake! Instead, you should think about all the wishes and presents that you have received today!
Happy birthday! You’re the kind of person for whom it’s always hard to find a perfect gift. Therefore, I decided to not bring you anything except for a beautiful rose.
Happy birthday dude! Next year, I hope you’ll arrange for a much bigger cake that could accommodate the growing numbers on your cake! Here’s wishing you a very happy birthday!
Happy birthday sweetie! It’s always good to celebrate birthdays. But for me, birthday is just another chance to eat tons of cakes and delicious desserts! Enjoy your day!
Happy birthday to you my friend. I feel like you’re so old now that I do not think I could find you a bigger cake that could fit all those candles together. Nevertheless, please know that no matter how old you get, I’ll always be here for you!
Happy birthday granny! Your smile still looks so divine even though you only have a few remaining teeth left.
A true friend is someone who remembers your birthday no matter how old you become. Believe me, I’m that kind of friend. In fact, I can still remember your actual age no matter how you deny it.
Happy birthday my friend! You have started to forget things and that’s already an indication that you are indeed getting older. However, that does not necessarily mean that we will forget celebrating your birthday!
They say that wisdom often comes with age. This is why I truly believe that you’re one of the wisest people here on Earth. And no matter how old you get, I still believe that you’ll be the smartest and best-looking person in the world! Happy birthday!
Happy birthday! Each time I would ask you about your age, you just reply with a smile and tend to skip the topic. But today, I swear, I will never give you any chance to escape!
Happy birthday my friend! You’re the perfect example of how the elders celebrate their special day. It’s filled with so much food and booze, even though the doctor has forbidden you to eat any of those!
God bless you on your birthday! You’re the person who surprises me the most and I don’t know how you passed another year in your life without taking even uttering a single word!
I am absolutely mortified for all the stuff you’ve ruined my little bro. Yet somehow, it amazes me how you forgot to ruin your birthday cake! Nevertheless, allow me to greet you a very happy birthday!
Happy birthday to you, my best friend! You’re the one who helped me walk through the most difficult roads of life. Thank you for everything that you have done for me especially for fighting those big guys who want to bully me!
Happy birthday my dear friend! I’m amazed that at your golden age of 50, you’re dancing like you’re 20! You are absolutely amazing!
Friend, remember that the more you are growing old, the more mature you are becoming. So cheers to the most mature person I know on earth! May you have a blast on your party today!
Happy birthday! You know you’ve already past the golden years when walking up the stairs can become such a burden. But it’s a good exercise too!
Happiest birthday to the person whose birthday I will always remember even without the need to use any kind of reminder options. And that’s all because we both have the same birthdays! So happy birthday to the both of us, my dearest friend!