Funny New Year Wishes and Quotes (2022)

Published: October 16, 2021

As we bid farewell to the rollercoaster of 2021 and welcome the unknown adventures of 2022, it’s time to don our humor hats and ring in the New Year with a hearty dose of laughter. In a world that often takes itself a tad too seriously, a touch of humor is the perfect seasoning to add to our resolutions, ambitions, and glittering dreams. So, let’s embark on this journey into the new calendar with a wink, a grin, and a collection of funny New Year wishes and quotes that are bound to tickle your funny bone and set the tone for a year filled with giggles and guffaws.

Funny New Year Wishes

As the clock’s hands eagerly march toward midnight, it’s time to bid adieu to the old and welcome the new with open arms… and a mischievous grin! After all, what better way to embrace a fresh start than with a hearty dose of humor? In the grand tradition of New Year’s resolutions and sparkling fireworks, let’s not forget to infuse this joyous occasion with a touch of laughter.

May your New Year’s resolutions last about as long as your leftover holiday turkey – until mid-January!

Cheers to a New Year filled with opportunities to overthink, overanalyze, and, of course, overeat!

Here’s to staying up until midnight on New Year’s Eve – not because you’re partying, but because your Netflix binge got out of control!

May your year be as organized as your Pinterest boards… which is to say, not at all!

Wishing you a New Year’s celebration so wild that even your neighbor’s cat won’t recognize you in the morning!

One of my New Year’s resolutions is to stop all my not-so-good- habits. However, you can never win when you are a quitter.

A New Year is like a restart button. You want to start again. But then things have gotten so mixed up that you don’t know if you can even restart.

I know that my behavior last year was so annoying. I want to make it up to you, so please give me another chance this New Year.

They say that New Year means it’s time to change some bad habits. However, I think it means just doing all the same things again. Only morons believe that New Year resolutions happen.

I hope this New Year is the start of something different like forgetting your bad habits. Continue living your old life but with the fresh start of this New Year.

The New Year is the best day to forget everything, be merry, and leave all the past behind.

It’s hard to see you grow up so soon, so I hope you didn’t wish to grow up fast. Let’s try to live like before and enjoy each moment. Let’s not think about growing up until a few years from now. A bountiful New Year to us!

New Year’s is a time for making resolutions, but I will not make any. I will leave everything as they are now, like annoying you. Happy New Year!

I hope this New Year will bring some changes to you. I hope you will not wrap your old self in a gift box. Have a prosperous New Year!

I can’t wait for you to make a mess of your life this coming New Year. I wish you a new start this New Year 2022.

I wish you more blessings as you reach the success of your career so we can spend more this New Year. Have a blessed New Year!

I hope this New Year will bring you closer to the people who matter the most and not just your virtual friends. Have an abundant New Year!

May you reach your goals as your bills reach their due. Have a bit of good luck this New Year, my love.

I know you are trying to lose weight, so I hope this year is the time to lose 20 pounds. Be consistent and never lose hope. Happy New Year!

Instead of wishing more happiness, peace, and love, I hope this New Year will bring more cash, fame, and beer.

Funny New Year Messages

As the calendar flips its pages to usher in a brand-new year, why not start the journey with a hearty laugh and a playful spirit? Amidst the fireworks and confetti, let’s not forget that humor is like a sparkler for the soul – it ignites joy and lights up even the dullest of moments. So, if you’re in the mood to ditch the serious façade and embrace the mirthful side of life, you’re in for a treat.

Wishing you a New Year filled with so much laughter that your belly button becomes an “LOL” button!

May your New Year be as bright and shiny as a freshly polished disco ball, and your dance moves just as legendary!

Cheers to a year filled with more giggles, fewer wrinkles, and an endless supply of chocolate. Let the sweetness begin!

Here’s to a New Year that’s so fabulous, even your dog starts doing the moonwalk!

May your troubles in the coming year be as short-lived as your New Year’s resolutions!

They say that hardships in life make us strong. I want to wish you another year filled with challenges so you can become braver. Have a blessed New Year!

I want to greet my love with a prosperous New Year. Greetings from someone who loves you and who wants to see you happy all the time.

My wish for you this New Year is for you to donate more to the ones who need your money the most. Have a great year ahead.

Happy New Year, my lovely wife. New Year is a sign of a new beginning, but I am the same old man who loves you.

I wish you more challenges, difficulties, and trials this New Year. I don’t wish you ill, but those things bring out the best in you. Happy New Year!

Why do we celebrate New Year when everything is just the same? Well, I still want to wish you good luck and a good life.

Why are you staying up until midnight on New Year’s Day? It’s only for young people. Go back to bed and take a rest. Have a prosperous New Year!

Each year that passes seems boring like the boring pages of the book I am reading. I hope this year is different because I am excited about what is waiting for me. Happiest New Year!

I can’t think of any resolutions because I believe there is nothing to change in me. Let’s enjoy the coming year. Happy New Year!

They say that life is a bit short, so let’s make each moment in this New Year count. Let’s say goodbye to the old year and expect a year shorter of your life.

I want to remind you that the New Year is not about saying goodbye to the previous year because the ghosts of the past will still haunt you. Have a blessed New Year!

I guess our New Year’s Eve celebration is about reminiscing the wasted time during this year and expecting another year of wasting time.

It has always been funny when people make New Year’s resolutions when they know they couldn’t make it even to the end of January. Show me your list, and I’ll try my best not to poke fun of it.

Let me greet you with a Happy New Year before it gets traffic in the virtual world. Have fun, and I wish you a prosperous year ahead!

It’s a blessing to have the chance to live another year, but God has given us only one life.  Let’s make the most out of our life especially in this New Year.

I hope at this time, you are already wise enough that resolutions are only made but not done. I am sure you know that New Year comes just a few seconds after 11:59 on December 31st.

Funny New Year Wishes for Friends

When it comes to ringing in the New Year with a dose of humor, who better to share the laughs with than your trusty band of friends? After all, friends are the ones who’ve seen you through your most embarrassing moments, the most ridiculous adventures, and the most unforgettable laughter-filled nights. So, as we bid farewell to the past and welcome the future with open arms, why not sprinkle some lightheartedness into the mix?

Here’s to a New Year filled with so much laughter that we snort in public and blame it on the champagne!

May your New Year’s resolutions be as achievable as our weekend plans – which is to say, not very!

Cheers to another year of making memories together – and then promptly forgetting them the next day!

As we enter the New Year, let’s resolve to finally use our gym memberships… for taking cute selfies in workout clothes!

Wishing you a year so bright and hilarious that even your selfies come with their own comedy show captions.

I hope this New Year will give you the motivation to eat healthily and exercise more. It’s time to say goodbye to obesity and say hello to healthy living.

Start the New Year with diligence so you will not be lazy the whole year. Get out of your couch and start being productive. Happiest New Year!

I hope this New Year will make you realize that you can help the poor by saying goodbye to junk foods and using the money to feed them. Have a healthy New Year!

The New Year is about to start but remember that I will always be your accomplice at all times.  Happiest New Year!

I wish that this New Year would make you diligent enough to answer your phone calls. Have a wonderful New Year, my friend!

Enjoy whatever good this New Year brings. Meet the New Year with your ugly smile to shun the evil things.

Don’t be stressed about making resolutions but focus on achieving the goals for his year. Have a blessed New Year, my dear friend.

Enjoy the New Year making everyone’s lives miserable except for me. They don’t need to worry because I know you will change.

New Year is for new beginnings, so I hope your debts will be back to zero this year. May this year be an abundant one for you.

I know how much weight you have gained, but I wish this New Year would be different. I pray that you would gain career success, more wisdom, and more love. Have a bountiful year!

I hope you will reach your ideal weight this coming year, so you don’t have to worry about fitting in with groufies. Have a great New Year ahead!

I hope you will make use of your brain. I wondered how you have lived without that common sense. Have a peaceful New Year!

You are indeed a survivor for having finished a year, and as you are about to start the New Year, I hope you will still survive the coming year. Happiest New Year!

Funny New Year Quotes

As we bid adieu to the year that was and greet the future with open arms, these amusing quotes are here to add a sprinkle of mirth to your celebrations. From poking gentle fun at our own New Year’s resolutions to tickling our funny bones with clever observations, these quotes capture the essence of the merry moments that await.

May your New Year’s Eve be as legendary as the viral cat video you shared a million times!

Cheers to a year filled with awkwardly timed high fives, unexpected dance-offs, and spontaneous bursts of laughter.

As you step into the New Year, remember that “diet” spelled backward is “tide.” Coincidence? I think not!

Wishing you a year so bright that your phone’s flashlight becomes obsolete – you’re the real source of light now!

May your New Year be filled with more laughter lines and fewer wrinkles, just like a well-loved sitcom.

When I think about how long you keep your resolutions for the coming year, I wish that’s how long your troubles stay with you.

I have decided to stop drinking beer this New Year’s Eve of 2022, but other rinks are welcome!

It’s New Year’s Day so start achieving your resolutions because you’ll start breaking them next week anyway. Happy New Year!

Forget the past and look forward to the future. This New Year is the chance to thank God for the new beginning and the lessons learned from the previous year.

One item on my resolution list for New Year’s is to bear the foolishness of the fool. However, I will not tolerate them wasting my time.

I guess I have to forget about people who keep asking me about resolutions when the New Year comes. I only break them anyway.

Resolutions are only for people who regret not doing enough the previous year and who don’t have any accounts left in the bank.

I wish that you would win the lottery so you can gift me a beautiful house. Have an abundant New Year!

I wish you more happiness, peace, and abundance this New Year. This wish is from someone smart and beautiful.

Keep on smiling and forget the pain from the previous year. I wish that you would be braver as the New Year comes.

I know that quitting smoking has been a New Year’s resolution for you. So I hope this year you will last for more than a day.

My New Year’s wish for you is to experience exciting things you have never tried. A toast to an exciting New Year!

My wish for you this New Year is to have a date. So you do not have to babysit your neighbor’s daughter every weekend. Happiest New Year!

We tend to make resolutions when the New Year is about to start. We sometimes write down a list but end up breaking these resolutions. Well, life is a cycle, indeed!

I hope your health regimen and diet cookbooks will be useful this coming New Year. Don’t turn your cookbooks into a mere display.

Funny New Year Quotes for Him

Whether you’re aiming to tickle his funny bone, bring a smile to his face, or simply let him know that you’re up for another year of hilarious adventures, these quotes are the ideal accompaniment to your New Year wishes. They’re a reminder that amidst life’s uncertainties, a shared chuckle is a universal language that strengthens bonds and brings hearts closer.

Here’s to another year of us, where your jokes are cheesy, but your heart is pure gold. Happy New Year, you charming goofball!

May your year be as smooth as your dance moves on New Year’s Eve – or at least as entertaining!

Cheers to a year filled with more “us” time and fewer instances of you forgetting where you put your keys!

As we step into the New Year, let’s resolve to argue less about whose turn it is to take out the trash and more about which movie to binge-watch next.

Wishing you a year full of epic adventures, memorable road trips, and countless opportunities to prove that men can ask for directions!

I hope you start this New Year by leaving your old habits and not look forward to doing them again. I love you so much.

To the love of my life, I wish that this New Year will bring more success and few challenges. Have a wonderful year!

I hope you will only change for the best especially, this New Year. Happiest New Year, my love.

I know that your troubles will only last as the time you fulfill your resolutions. Happiest New Year, my darling.

You know you are perfect to me, but making some resolutions for the New Year does not hurt. I love you, my man.

I promise to be more caring and less demanding this New Year. Have a happy New Year, my love.

This New Year, I don’t want to be your girlfriend only, but your wife. Happy New Year, my love!

Happiest New Year, love. I want to be the first to greet you before everything else is busy and the network is jammed.

I hope we’ll have the best of everything this New Year, especially the Porsche I have been eyeing. It’s always free to dream. Have a prosperous New Year!

You will always be my only partner no matter how round and old you’ll become. Anyway, you will get wiser as the year goes by. Happy New Year!

Let us take this chance to start anew together. Let this New Year be a fresh start for our relationship. I love you, and Happy New Year!

We always make New Year’s resolutions and try to achieve them. This coming year, I resolve to spend more time with my love. I love you!

Let me take this time to greet you with a Happy New Year. It’s been busy these days, and I want to spend this time to show how important you are in my life.

I can’t wish for anything this New Year but for us to be together forever. You are the best boyfriend to me. Happiest New Year, love!

It’s always fun to make resolutions for the New Year and bet how long it’s going to last. I can’t wait to make a bet with you.

It feels refreshing every time New Year comes. It also feels good to start new goals like exercising and dieting. There’s no harm in trying. Happiest New Year, love!

Funny New Year Quotes for Her

Whether she’s your partner in crime, your best friend, or your confidante, these humorous quotes are a wonderful way to kick off the New Year festivities with a dose of lightheartedness. They capture the essence of the unique bond you share and remind her that a good chuckle is the secret ingredient to a thriving relationship.

Cheers to a New Year filled with more shopping sprees, fewer wardrobe malfunctions, and countless adorable shoe selfies!

As we step into the New Year, may your lipstick always be on point, your coffee always be strong, and your hair days always be good ones!

Wishing you a year so fabulous that even your bathroom mirror can’t resist complimenting you!

May your New Year be as dazzling as your smile and as vibrant as your shoe collection.

Here’s to a year of endless laughter, spontaneous dance parties, and fewer embarrassing moments caught on camera – unless they’re hilarious!

Happy New Year, love. I hope it’s not hard to put on your make-up this year.

I know it’s hard to fulfill your New Year’s resolution. Don’t worry. I will stick with you because I love you.

It doesn’t matter whether you look great or simple. You will always be my partner. Love you and Happiest New Year!

Let’s drink and forget about the pains from last year. Happy New Year, love!

I wish a miracle could happen. It’s about you giving me a large sum of money this New Year. Love you!

I wish you would not cry this New Year because you look ugly when you do. Have a prosperous New Year!

I pray that this New Year will be the best one for you. It’s like being in Santa’s bag, and you can get all you have.

I hope you will enjoy all the trips you are planning. May the New Year bring you good tidings. Stay safe and sober, love.

My love, let me greet you with a blessed New Year. Let me help you spend less for New Year’s Eve so you can spend less the whole year too!

My love, it’s the New Year again. I promise to be the best version of me, but please don’t expect anything exciting this year.

I hope you have a prosperous New Year. It is me greeting you before everything else gets out of hand.

I hope you have a healthy New Year. I don’t want to see you at the hospital. Stay pretty and awesome. Have a prosperous New Year!

This year might not have been the best for us, but I promise to make it up to you in the coming year. Happiest New Year!

I wish you a happy New Year so you wouldn’t cry so much. You do not look so good with your eyes so puffy.

Hilarious New Year Wishes

As we step into a brand-new year, why not sprinkle a generous dose of laughter into the mix? Hilarious New Year wishes are like little bursts of joy, designed to light up your celebrations and set the tone for a year filled with mirth and merriment. In a world that often takes itself too seriously, these lighthearted messages remind us that a shared chuckle is the perfect way to embrace the unknown adventures that lie ahead.

Here’s to a New Year so amazing that your wifi signal is always strong, your coffee never gets cold, and your jokes always land!

May your New Year be as exciting as a viral cat video and as epic as a surprise sale at your favorite store!

Wishing you a year filled with so much laughter that your abs become as toned as your social media presence.

As you make your New Year’s resolutions, just remember: a “balanced diet” is a cookie in each hand!

Cheers to a year where your favorite playlist always plays on shuffle, your hair days are always good, and your snacks are always within arm’s reach.

May your year be as drama-free as a reality TV show marathon and as entertaining as the comment section on the internet!

Here’s to a New Year full of moments so hilarious that you accidentally snort in public – and embrace it with pride!

Wishing you a year where you conquer your fear of missing out by simply not caring at all.

May your New Year be as organized as a Pinterest board and as carefree as a dog chasing its own tail!

Cheers to a year of endless belly laughs, unforgettable adventures, and moments so funny that you’ll be telling the stories for years to come. Happy New Year, you comedy genius!

I hope you are still sober to greet your friends a Happy New Year, especially on social media as midnight strikes.

As the New Year comes, don’t be so stressed with the way you look. Round is still a good shape. You are fine.

One of the best things to do this year is to pray constantly. Do it whenever you can. Happiest New Year!

The Christmas holidays are the times to gather with friends, so don’t worry about your diet. Just have a healthy lifestyle from New Year’s Day till Christmas.

You have all the things that you want, so I don’t want to wish you success. I hope I can be like you. Let’s enjoy this New Year. I hope to have a Happy New Year.

I hope your mirror reflects the best shape you like this New Year. Start living a healthy lifestyle.

The New Year has come. Stop office gossips and enjoy your coffee in serenity. Happiest New Year!

Include tolerating your family and friends as part of your resolutions, even if they disturb your tranquillity. Happy New Year!

Most family members make resolutions about helping others. Mine is to prepare my coffee at least one time each week.

I wish there will be peace in our family this New Year, so try not to be the black sheep. Happy New Year!

I am asking for an apology in advance for all the mistakes I will make this New Year. I can’t promise I’ll change. Have a prosperous New Year!

Let’s be careful how we greet people today because we don’t want anybody to feel bad today. Happy New Year!

This New Year’s Day is different because I will dress up – not for the occasion, but my computer.