Funniest Birthday Wishes for Boys and Guys
Whether boys and guys are partners in mischief, comrades in laughter, or the source of endless amusement, they deserve a birthday tribute that mirrors the fun they infuse into our lives. So, let’s embark on a journey of lightheartedness and mirth, where words become the canvas of hilarity and joviality, and where wishes become a testament to the vibrant and lively personalities of our favorite boys and guys. Welcome to a compilation of the funniest and most entertaining Happy Birthday wishes, designed to make their special day an uproarious and unforgettable affair.
Happy Birthday! Age is just a number, and in your case, it’s a really big number. But hey, at least you’re getting more distinguished and… experienced.
Another year older and wiser? Well, maybe older. Let’s not jump to any conclusions about the wisdom part just yet. Have a hilarious birthday!
Happy Birthday, dude! Remember, you’re not getting older – you’re just increasing in value, like a fine wine or a vintage video game collection.
They say with age comes wisdom, but I’m not sure if that’s true in your case. You still think ‘LOL’ stands for ‘Lots of Lollipops,’ right?
Wishing you a birthday that’s as epic as your gaming achievements and as wild as your dance moves. Let the party begin!
Cheers to the guy who’s aging like a fine cheese – slightly pungent and definitely an acquired taste. Have a gouda birthday!
Happy Birthday to the master of dad jokes, the king of puns, and the guy who never misses an opportunity to make us groan. May your pun game be strong today!
Another year, another set of random facts you’ve memorized to impress absolutely no one. But hey, at least you’re really good at trivia night!
I wanted to give you something that can help you remember your childhood days for your birthday, but it turned out that they’re all sold out of cavern craftsmanship and dinosaur bones.
If I have the chance to tie you up and do the hypnotism ritual on you, I will do it. Inevitably, you’ll reveal the exact area of where you’ve discovered that Fountain of Youth!
I wanted to give you a gift that is overly exceptional, excessively tremendous, one of a kind, and beautiful for your big day. Unfortunately, I can’t just fit inside the envelope.
To my buddy on his special day: I just want to say that I really admire you. Yep, it’s true that you’re more taller than me, but I’ve always adored your fashion and your exemplary grooming. Anyways, you need to trim those hairs on your nose.
One of the great lessons I’ve learned as we grow up together is that no matter how high your dreams are, you must always take the risk and never stop chasing it. My point is, you still can keep going on with your age right? Anyway, happy birthday!
Being with you from time to time gives me a great feeling that we will always be youthful, but you ended up defying that rule, you cranky Mr. Senior geezer!
I’m really hoping that you’d brushed your teeth right after you woke up today! Since with your age, I don’t really know if your teeth will make it through one year from now.
If you are confident about it, you can achieve anything! Except that if you wish to be youthful once more, at that point, I’m afraid you aren’t able to catch up with that train old buddy!
Just for safety, I will have with me a couple of pails full of water today around evening time before you light up the birthday candles, I don’t plan to become a homeless tramp on your birthday just because of an accidental fire! Happiest birthday to you my friend!
Happy birthday! Rather than feeling gloomy for the fact that another year has been added to your age, be glad since you won’t be the cranky old geezer that you will become soonest 10 years from now! Cheerful birthday!
So, along these years, I’m always curious and interested to know more about dinosaurs. Won’t you mind sharing some of your knowledge about it to me? I mean, you have most likely met them face to face! Just joking, Best birthday to you fossil!
210 Birthday Quotes and Wishes for Friend
Wishing you a birthday filled with as much laughter and joy as a room full of puppies playing with squeaky toys. Have a woof-tastic day!
Age is just a number, and in your case, it’s a really funny one. Have a side-splittingly hilarious birthday!
Happy Birthday! You know you’re getting older when you start making noises getting up from a chair. But don’t worry, those noises just add to your charm!
Here’s to the guy who still thinks ‘adulting’ is just a made-up word. May your birthday be full of childish fun and carefree adventures!
They say the older you get, the wiser you become. But let’s be real – you’re still the same guy who once tried to microwave a metal spoon.
Happy Birthday to the guy who’s aging like a superhero – still waiting for those superpowers to kick in any day now!
Congratulations on surviving another year of your own shenanigans! Here’s to more adventures, more laughs, and probably more embarrassing moments.
Happy Birthday to the guy who’s so cool, he makes ice jealous. May your day be as chill and awesome as you are!
Age is just a number, but in your case, it’s a really funny one. You’re officially in the prime of dad joke territory!
Happy Birthday! Here’s to another year of pretending to have your life together. You’re doing a fantastic job!
They say you’re only as old as you feel. So, how’s it feel to be ancient? Just kidding, you’re still young at heart – and that’s what matters!
According to them, at your age right now, birthday cocktails must be replaced with wholesome and healthy smoothies. Grateful that we never had an ear to listen about what they have said.
Wonderful Birthday to the intelligent, wittiest and the naughtiest boy in the universe. That’s you pal! Have a great birthday!
I thought of jotting down everything that makes you an adorable person, sadly, I haven’t made it on time since my list keeps being prolonged, I think I need more years to complete it. For now, let me wish you a Happy Birthday!
I have never known a guy as valiant and fierce as you are. Someone who’s unfailingly ready of helping me whenever I get in trouble. I wish you will receive the happiness which you truly deserve. Happy Birthday.
170 Happy Birthday Quotes and Wishes for Boyfriend
Wishing you a birthday filled with so much laughter that you start counting your age in ‘LOLs’ instead of years.
Happy Birthday to the guy who’s so awesome, even Chuck Norris would be impressed. Okay, maybe not, but you’re still pretty darn cool!
Age may be catching up to you, but don’t worry – you’ve still got that youthful spirit… and maybe a few grays.
Another year older and wiser? Well, let’s focus on the ‘older’ part for now. Wisdom can wait!
Happy Birthday! May your day be filled with as much joy and excitement as a kid in a candy store. Just make sure to brush your teeth after!
Congratulations on leveling up another year! Just remember, the key to a successful life is pressing the right buttons.
Age is just a number, but in your case, it’s a really high one. Just think of it as being ‘vintage’ – like a classic video game console.
Wishing you a birthday that’s as unforgettable as that time you accidentally put salt in your coffee. May your day be way more enjoyable, though!
Happy Birthday! May your day be filled with so much laughter that you forget you’re officially another year older.
They say age brings wisdom, but it also brings back pain, gray hair, and the sudden urge to nap. Here’s to embracing the complete package!
Congratulations on surviving another year of questionable decisions, epic fails, and hilarious moments. May your birthday be as unforgettable as your adventures!
I just sincerely wish to have more time together with you, Honey. Beautiful Birthday!
You’ve finally reached one more highlight. The years are definitely prolonging, but you still make me laugh out loud like that young man who first greeted me with a stick out tongue. Who might have thought that we’ll get the chance to see each other today? Have an extraordinary birthday!
Have a marvelous birthday to you! You are indeed a champion with just being you. Wishing for you to have a daring journey that is full of fulfillment and joy ahead of you. Happy birthday and have a dazzling day!
I wish I could always be present every time you celebrate your birthday so that I can continuously have the great opportunity to witness and see for my own eyes how blissful will you be on that certain day. You’re the best! Have a stunning Birthday and enjoy!
You are our cute little boy with great dreams. Today, some part of your dream will come to life. Never stop dreaming and trust that we will forever be here for you regardless of any circumstances. Continue pursuing your daydreams! Happy Birthday!
On this very day, you are officially one year older and more astute than you were from the last year. The years ahead will make you stunningly a much better individual. Make the most of your day and have a great birthday!
I’ve always envied you so much because even though you are much older than me, you still look like a fifteen-year-old teenage boy. I know. Recall that, I was present when you celebrate your 15th birthday. Cheerful Birthday to the man favored with beautiful genes and imperishability.
I can’t perceive the fate of what you ought to become in the near future. Maybe you’ll become a pilot, piloting a plane, or perhaps an engineer, building towers, or a specialist, taking care of the sick. However, whatever you’ll become; I will forever be proud of you. Happy Birthday!
I don’t have the foggiest idea what sorcery you do. You don’t seem any year older than 185! Cheerful Birthday to the best buddy ever!
Age is an issue of our mind over matter. If you don’t really care at all, it doesn’t make any difference.
Best Birthday on your marvelous day, I hope that you don’t bite the dust right before you eat your cake. You’ve become a year older and one more year keener. So set your mind to work and make sense if there isn’t any birthday present for you.
Growing older is the only accessible approach to carry on with a long life stated, Kitty Collins. Be happy, you’re doing it effortlessly.
We’re the best of friends, so there are undeniably legit things which I know about you. You’re modest and sumptuous gifts humiliate you. So,(only to make you obviously at ease) I’ve constrained my birthday wishes to this straightforward, genuine card. Your welcome.
On this special day, let’s keep our friendship stronger and our bond more firmer. We’ll forever support each other no matter what happens, right? (Hopefully. You just have WAY too many on me!)
Beautiful birthday to a devoted pal who still looks as awesome as he was back then in secondary school years. You can still definitely rock on that tie-dye shirt, AND you’ve clung to our friendship and your mullet, regardless of whether we’re famous or not.
I believe that you can accomplish almost anything you long for to become in the near future of your life. I am very proud of you right then and there. Happiest Birthday to my little man! Always keep in mind that I love you!
Best Birthday! I wish that in time, you’ll certainly blow the 100th birthday candle. Cheerful Birthday again and longing that your celebration is loaded up with heaps of fun.
The most joyful birthday to the most thoughtful and loving boy on the planet. I wish that God will always guide your way as you grow up. Have great fun on your day!
Let me give you a bear hug and sweet kisses, birthday boy! I only wish that as you celebrate your birthday, it will be loaded up with love, unstoppable ha-ha’s, fun and unforgettable memories. Superb Birthday!
Here’s a huge amount of birthday love from me, from your most loved person since we were a child. Have a wild and thrilling birthday celebration! May you have a great day and keep me updated through you posted photos!
Inhale, exhale, be at ease and most of all be merry for today because it is the day we celebrate your existence. Happiest Birthday to my dearest Son! You’ll still forever be my baby boy!
The best of all birthday to my lovable angel! On this day, may you receive tons of love and glee! Happy birthday!
Magnificent Birthday to our dear boy who brought back the bliss in the family ever since his birth. You’ll forever be a beautiful gift to us from above. We love you so much! Have a cheerful birthday, and may God bless this day of your existence!
This day is your biggest day, and no one can ruin it since I am digging in for the long haul. Wishing all of you the excellent things this world can give. Have a Great Birthday!
You are one extraordinary boy. Indeed, even the sky above is sparkling so brilliant and celebrating your existence. God truly loves you. Happy Birthday!
I wish that your fate be splendid and promising. Best Birthday to the keenest and most approachable boy in the square. Have a fabulous time and enjoy!
Please, don’t be this way. You have absolutely endured the catastrophes of this year. Despite the fact that you’ve become older, trust me it’s preferable than the alternative.
Today is your birthday, and I should say, you should surely take the birthday cake! And the sweet ice cream. And all of the delicious food. Take it slow and spare some for the rest of us too!
I know you deeply understand that you’re getting older day by day when your birthday candles are more costly than the cake itself.
Hilarious Birthday Wishes for Boys and Guys
In the realm of laughter that echoes like music and joy that bubbles like a fizzy drink, there exists a whimsical and entertaining path to celebrate a special day – the birthday of boys and guys who infuse every moment with hilarity and light-heartedness. As we step into a world of playful jests and contagious mirth, we find ourselves immersed in a collection of hilarious birthday wishes, meticulously crafted to elicit hearty laughs, infectious giggles, and an atmosphere of sheer celebration.
Happy Birthday, dude! May your day be as epic as your gaming skills and as wild as your dance moves – but hopefully with fewer collisions!
Congratulations on surviving another year of questionable decisions, outrageous escapades, and epic fails. You truly are a one-of-a-kind legend!
Wishing you a birthday filled with so much laughter that even your abs get a workout. Don’t worry, I’m sure the cake will cancel out the exercise.
They say age is just a number, but in your case, it’s a really high one. Just remember, growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional!
Happy Birthday! May your day be filled with as much joy and hilarity as a room full of puppies playing with squeaky toys.
Another year older and wiser? Well, at least you’ve got the ‘older’ part down. Let’s work on the ‘wiser’ part in the next decade.
Age is merely the number of years the world has had to endure your unique brand of awesomeness. Keep it up, and the world will be laughing for centuries!
Here’s to the guy who’s so cool, even ice cubes envy his chill factor. May your birthday be as laid-back and awesome as you are!
Happy Birthday to the guy who still thinks ‘adulting’ is just a myth invented by older folks to mess with the younger generation.
They say laughter is the best medicine. So, for your birthday, I prescribe an overdose of jokes, puns, and hilarious antics!
Age may be catching up with you, but don’t worry – your sense of humor is aging like fine wine. And by fine wine, I mean a box of juice.
Wishing you a birthday that’s so full of laughter and joy, it leaves you wondering if you accidentally stumbled into a comedy club.
Another year, another opportunity to prove that age is just a number and maturity is completely optional. Let the fun commence!
Happy Birthday to the guy who’s so witty, even Siri asks him for advice. May your day be filled with laughs and clever comebacks!
Age is just a reminder that you’re getting closer to the distinguished title of ‘crazy old coot.’ Embrace the journey and let’s celebrate with a wild party!
They say with age comes wisdom. So, by now, you must be the Einstein of party tricks, right? Have a hilarious birthday!
Wishing you a birthday filled with so much joy that it makes even your most embarrassing moments seem like a laughable anecdote.
Happy Birthday! May your day be as carefree and silly as a beach ball at a concert – bouncing around and spreading joy!
Another year older means another year of perfecting your dad joke game. Get ready to unleash a whole new level of groan-worthy humor!
Age is just a number, and in your case, it’s a really funny one. Let’s make this birthday a laugh riot you’ll never forget!
What a lovely presence! What an outstanding knowledge! What an enchantment, and what delightful eyes! However, enough talking about me. Cheerful Birthday!
Happy Birthday, old buddy. Nostalgia is striking on me, so let’s revive our wonder days let’s go out and exact further harm to our livers, will we? We’re as yet youthful aren’t we, my buddy? Now, prepare your orthopedic shoes before we groove!
It’s much better to have a short-lived life, but is definitely unforgettable more than living for thousands of years. However, the way in which your life has been advancing, you appear to go for both! Happiest birthday my buddy!
They say that as the years passed by your life, the wiser you become. However, despite everything, we still continue doing idiotic things we were doing back then as children. So I think, we are the special case to that rule. Cheerful birthday, buddy!
Fret not about your home. I had certainly prepared a fire extinguisher, just if ever your birthday cake bursts into flames. Love lots, my old pal.
To the boy who’s celebrating his birthday, you’re getting really older. Try not to invest an excessive amount of energy checking your candles or you’ll feel giddy.
Don’t bother stressing yourself over your age. You are as yet more youthful than your next birthday. Have a Happy Birthday celebration.
Hoping that you’re feeling gracious on your special day, it’s better to be still existing than 6 feet under. Best Birthday to you.
Honey, I’ll stick like glue to you forever, or perhaps you cease looking more youthful than your actual age. Stay hot!
In this short-lived life that has been lent to us, time runs out quicker than a birthday cake on a sweet treat lovers birthday. So whatever it takes, you have to be happy and appreciate every small amount that is left of it! Cheerful birthday.
You’ll truly realize that you are really getting older when you are having a hard time blowing up all your birthday candles. Happiest Birthday!
Tonight, if you find it exhausting walking up the stairs to reach your apartment, then you must realize that this birthday is the ideal sign that you’re truly aging. Happiest Birthday!
If reading this greeting needed you to use your eyeglasses, then I have something sad to say. You’re really old! Have a happy birthday!
Thank goodness you were great at math during the good old days! Since you are going to need a really awesome calculating ability to compute your age right now! Best birthday!
You should presumably appreciate this year’s birthday cake. Who knows, it might really be the last cake you’ll eat with complete teeth! Have a marvelous birthday!
Never consider the truth that you’re getting old an awful thing. What I mean is, how many individuals have you encountered that can hit you with their very own walking stick if you sounded offensive to them? If anything, you’re still awesome like how you used to be! Best birthday!
I guarantee that I will not reveal how old you are on your birthday. Considering that we’ve grown up together, doing that would expose my age, as well.
Magnificent Birthday to the most marvelous son in this entire world. Wishing you to have an exceptionally one of a kind birthday festivity that will always stay in your memory.
I wish that God will pour many blessings to you every year. You are such a compassionate man and I am so happy to have you as my good friend. Have a wonderful birthday and cheers for another existence!
You will be receiving 3 truckloads of joy, 4 truckloads of laughter and 5 truckloads of beautiful moments for your special day. I wish that you enjoy all that life has to offer throughout everyday life! Wonderful Birthday!
Take a good look at the sky; notice those soft mist drifting up high? They are my presents for you to remind you to never stop dreaming and pursuing them. Blissful Birthday to the second hottest man alive, I realize that since I am the rank one. Joking. Happy Birthday!
Today is your most anticipated day. It implies you can have dessert for breakfast ’till your heart’s wish. Play throughout the day and have a ton of fun and open every single gift at the same time. We love you our son! Happy Birthday!
You are now fundamentally a year older which likewise signifies a year cooler, smarter and cuter. Happy Birthday to our sweet young man! I hope that you are able to fulfill all your dreams.
Sending my fantastic birthday wishes to the unique and stunning little man, this includes a tremendous amount of warm hugs and sweet kisses. Best Birthday!
Your smile is more brilliant than the sun that sparkles above, which is actually why a person like you truly deserves a special birthday celebration full of bliss, fun, and fervor. Awesome Birthday!
Beautiful Birthday to you, Bestie! This year we should focus on shedding 20 pounds — AFTER eating the cake though!
Happy, happy birthday to you. You resemble a bestie, and you behave like one as well!
Roses are bloody red, oceans are deep blue, we should have an adventure as best friend — the Caribbean is fine!
Something is different with your look. Did you lose a pound? Did you change your hairdo? Did you cut your hair? There is something else about you. Gracious, I know. You are a year older!
For your special day, I have been considering something vainglorious, wonderful, and fascinating. Anyways, I don’t cost anything to think, isn’t that so?
For your birthday I want to wish, May all of your dreams come to life, yet I am worried about the possibility that all of it will come true, If that’s the case, I will have nothing to wish you one year from now.
I have been searching everywhere for a good present, however, I didn’t find anything appropriate for somebody as unique as you, so receive a good thought and all of my best wishes, joined by a heartiest Happy Birthday!
Jubilate, or essentially set aside the effort for yourself. It is your big day, so have a really great blast on your special day. Cheerful Birthday!
May this special day be the most joyful day of your life, and may the next day be significantly more joyful than today!
An awesome birthday to our sleepyhead little man. Another year has been added to your age now and you are getting bigger as well. Have a radiant birthday! We love you!
I am expressing my birthday wishes to the hottest and most clever guy I have ever met since grade school. Happiest Birthday!
Lovely birthday to you. At your age, you must be open to seeing all things as overwhelming and tremendous than life… beginning with Huge print.
Appreciate each minute, smile, be cheerful and don’t forget about a certain thing: today is the most extraordinary day of the year, so live it without limit!
Cheerful birthday. I assume we’ve achieved the age when each compliment we get is commonly joined by for a person your age.
Happiest natal day. Don’t feel depressed if you’re a year older. Keep your head up… as long as you can! Well, I know you understand what I mean.
Say, would you be able to blow up these candles without anyone else’s help or should I call our nearby local group of fire-fighters to help you in such a manner?
May my buddy on this extraordinary day have the option to set all the envious individuals ablaze and utilize the fire to burn the candles and pass them over with a cheerful smile, a joyous and astonishing day to you.
Jack Benny stated, Age is carefully an occurrence of mind over issue. If it’s all the same to you, it doesn’t make any change. However, for your situation, I think it makes a difference; it makes a difference a TON!
To a lot, birthday signifies you are drawing nearer to death. It’s accurately tested, not my very own words.
Whenever I have my birthday, I take a vacation day. But when my better half celebrates her birthday, she takes a really really long vacation.
Birthday occasions are beneficial to you. Statistics say that the general population who have the most live life longer.
Happiness relates peeing in your own jeans, it is visible to everyone, yet no one but you can only feel its warmth. Also, that is the thing that you feel today. Best Birthday.
If you aim to look youthful and slender on your special occasion… at that point, you must stick around with a lot of old, hefty people.
Simply think of the things you’d wish to hear on your special day… and just believe I said them. Have a cheerful birthday!
There are so many good individuals on this planet. One of them might want to wish you a marvelous birthday.
A legendary diplomat defines a man that can never forget a lady’s birthday, yet always forgets her age.
A week ago the candle shop was on fire. Everybody just remained altogether and sang Happy Birthday.
It is super fine to light your birthday candles on our cake right now; I’ve already alarmed the fire department.
When the time of my death takes place, I want it to happen on my 100th birthday celebration, at Maui in my beach house, and I need my better half to feel sad to the point that he needs to drop out of school.
Wishing you have a long life and may you be valuable as a tissue paper so that at whatever point you unroll a day it will definitely bring you achievement and triumph.
Live and aim to finish the circuit of life, I hope to see you one day when you are a month old beginning another hover of life.
You understand the fact that you are becoming older when you preferably use your saliva to put off the fire rather than blowing off your birthday candle, because of the fact that your lungs are too old to even think about producing air.
One year has 365 days, however, it is just a single day that you get gifts and birthday wishes, yet a few people just miss to wish you, here is an extraordinary wish from me.
Every world is a birthday cake, so take a bite of it, yet not too many, a piece is sweet but take in mind that every last bit of it is poison.
In every birthday, people just want your attendance and presence more than the gifts, so having yourself available is present in all presences.
We should grow up and have our wrinkles the awards of the existence we have come through, they are us and what causes us to jubilate every birthday.
For your biggest occasion, I wish that each mirror on the planet would evaporate so you wouldn’t realize that you are getting older. Cheers and have fun!
You are step by step getting to the highest point of the hill. Truly, it’s way better than being buried underneath.
You must be proud that you’ve reached that certain age right now. This year you are more astute, more knowledgeable and especially near from receiving all the wholesome benefits of senior rebates at restaurants.
Do not be regretful about the silver hairs on your head. Maturing is a benefit conceded to a chosen few. Cheerful Birthday!
To a person who’s absolutely amazing, beautiful, amusing, and kinda helps me to remember myself! You are a spectacular sister and you completely know that you owe everything to me!
Dearest sister, if it’s not too much trouble quit being more youthful than me every single year! It’s just it isn’t reasonable! Wishing you all the best for your beautiful day. May your grace and silliness never falter!
I just can’t believe how a person that’s so irritating and childish grew up to be someone I cherish so much and think as my very best friend! Happiest Birthday to my fabulous, amazing, and smart sister!
Congrats on enduring one more year with me as your sister! Hoping that this year will be your greatest year yet!
Before going out for today, ensure to have all your pockets empty. It’s your special day so let others treat you! Hoping that you make the most of your birthday, dearest brother.
You might be carrying a big burden of responsibility for being the eldest brother, however, you have no clue that it is so difficult to become the most favorite within the family. Have a ton of fun!
As an honest and kind hearted brother that I ought to be, I have recalled your birthday but wait, how old are you again?
As my older brother, you’ve taught me so many things to ponder in life. Right now, I’m trying to discover from you about how to (not) age effortlessly. Have an extraordinary Birthday!
For your beautiful occasion, I want to send you something that was both amusing and beguiling, however, I recalled as of now that you already have me in your life.
I bake a birthday cake for you to rejoice, unfortunately, the candles won’t just light up. It turned out that the local group of fire-fighters requires consent for campfires.
Having good buddies never have been increasingly marvelous! You genuinely are an incredible person to be around together, despite the fact that you eat everything that is served on the table. Despite that, we love you at any rate! Happiest birthday!
I honestly love the way you cling to me like some sort of glue, it unquestionably makes it simple for me to monitor where you are and what you are doing all the time.
You’re a really great husband a woman could seek after. Kind, attractive, enchanting and sharp. If only were additionally tall. Not to stress, 4 out of 5 boxes are not terrible at all.
I didn’t get an extravagant present this year, rather I thought it best to go with something wistful. Do you recall that time you said how cheerful it makes you seeing me wearing red? Well, I’ve purchased a bunch of clothes and accessories in rich red hues. Only for you!
It’s the ideal opportunity to begin doing a great task all over the house. Today, for your lovely occasion, I’ve cleaned every room and redesigned our house to be pretty, just for you! Now, it’s your time to get inside the kitchen and cook us dinner.
Nobody will interrupt this evening from eating your preferred things. I wish you the most joyful birthday above all.
Can you recall those youthful, sound and beautiful days of our childhood years? It really feels refreshing and wholesome whenever I can remember those moments.
Try not to count your birthday candles on top of your cake or the wrinkles all over your face. Simply be happy that you’re not out for the count.
The top secret to stay youthful is to lie with regards to your age, eat gradually and dress up like a teen.
There are a lot of years which I can still recall those history classes during our school years. However, the terrible news is I can’t recall your day of birth because it wasn’t in our course. Perhaps I’m late but enjoy your day.
Count your age, not the wrinkles in your face. Remember your encounters and good fortune, not your failures.
Quit counting your birthday candles and start remembering all of the blessings God poured you. Despite everything, you still got hair on your head, not in your ears nor nose!
They state that with great age comes with great knowledge. I’m not entirely certain… I’ve met a great deal of extremely moronic elderly individuals. Up until this point, you’re not a member of their group.
Time may mend all the damages, yet it leaves you with an undesirable sparkle, droopy skin, and a crow’s feet.
Happiest birthday. May you live for so long to the point that people will begin to think about whether you’re some kind of a walking dead.
Best birthday to you. Never allow a 27-year old Olympic gold medalist make you think like a disappointment on your birthday.
Wonderful birthday. I feel really sorry you’ve achieved an age where popular culture advertisers are never again focusing on you.
It’s a marvelous occasion today – your birthday! We should go out and jubilate you for being one year closer to expelling your age from your Facebook account.
Happy birthday! Job well done on achieving an age that causes your retreating hairline to appear to be appropriate.
Not remembering your birthday was simply an April Fool’s prank. Except if, certainly, I remembered it, in which case – it would be okay if you’ll ignore this message. Best birthday.
I wish you a very upbeat birthday! Please just make sure to share with me how old you’re professing to be, so we can still keep up with the act.
Blissful birthday to the one whose age can currently make them cry significantly more than the day of their existence in this world.
Best birthday to somebody who is presently taking medications on their birthday for genuine healing reasons.
I’m really upset about sending you late birthday wishes. Honestly, I didn’t expect that you’ll live this long. Happiest birthday.
Wonderful birthday to you! I’m heartily hoping that you don’t ever think that I’m sending this advance birthday message to you as a warning that you probably won’t make it on your very day.
On your special day, keep this in mind: age is just a number that speaks to how alluring, cheerful and capable you are. Remarkably, it’s nothing to get so exhausted about. Happy birthday.
Wishes might be fleeting, but they’ll forever be sealed in your heart for good. Happiest Birthday.
I think you definitely forgot to give me a birthday gift the previous year. I’m giving back the favor this year. I’m really afraid that you’ll only receive a Happy Birthday greeting from me.
Have an upbeat summer birthday! Stay out and have great fun while you’re as youthful enough to not fall into the high hazard class for a death caused by heatstroke.
Cheerful birthday to you! How old are you now? Gracious man – that resembles, dead in pooch years.
It would be an incredible deal for me on your birthday celebration if it’s my big day.
You know, I would be a mess progressively amped up for you turning another year more grown up, if I was only in your will. Beautiful birthday.
Best Birthday. Let us commemorate the awesome day of your wholesome escape from your mother’s womb.
As you keep on getting older, there are three significant things that take place. First, you’ll go crazy. Wait, I forget the other two. Cheerful birthday.
Beautiful birthday to you! Keep in mind about this for today: if by any chance that you lick off all the icing in a cupcake, it will turn into a muffin – and muffins are deliciously healthy.
Happy Birthday to you! Right after looking every single candle on top of your birthday cake, I earnestly hope that you dispatched off your fire assurance.
Beautiful Birthday to someone I truly hope that would still be alive and kicking when the time that iPhone 547 is released.
A couple of years prior, you were keen, handsome and youthful. Today, you’re only an old fart. Beautiful birthday.
We concluded we would get the exact number of candles to put on your birthday cake this year but rapidly came up short on space. Happiest Birthday.
The greatest standout amongst the best advice in life is you need to value the little things in life. That said, I realize that recognizing small details is more difficult than one might expect at your age! Happy Birthday.
Accepting the fact that I usually overlook everybody’s birthday celebrations, you ought to think of it as a great miracle that I’m sending you this birthday greeting. Wonderful Birthday.
It’s now the exact time that one of us will finally turn 18! Beverages are your treat, at this point! Happy Birthday.