Birthdays are some of the most joyful occasions that people celebrate.
After all, this day marks the date that special people were born into this world! So when it comes to greeting someone a happy birthday, it just makes sense to make it funny and happy! It’s not really about mocking someone who is getting older, but it is simply a matter of making the celebration even more enjoyable! If you can’t think of a humorous happy birthday wish to greet someone special, here are some ideas.
Hey, happy birthday! I’ve prepared a huge birthday cake for you with lots of candles on it to represent your age! Don’t worry, I’ve alerted the fire department in advance because I know it will be a fire hazard!
Happy birthday! Another year is added into your life so it is best to remain over ground instead of being actually below that! Just kidding my friend! Enjoy your day!
So happy to be celebrating another year with you! Sure, you may be getting old, but there’s really so much to be thankful for! Besides, according to statistics, those who have more birthdays live the longest life!
People would usually compare birthdays to boogers. It’s because the more boogers you have, the harder it is to breathe! Happy birthday my friend!
When I found out what date it is, I immediately remembered that it’s your birthday. But when I realized what year it is, I almost fainted! Because honestly, you look so much younger than your actual age! Happy birthday buddy!
My friend, it’s not really that hard to remember your birthday. But the sheer number of years that you’ve been on Earth just amazes me! Happy birthday!
Hey! Happy birthday! Are you really sure you can blow all those candles all by yourself? If you need help, just let me know and I’ll call the local fire department!
Happy birthday to you, my dearest best friend! Remember that no matter how old you become, make sure you don’t forget where you kept your car keys! Wish you all the best!
Happy birthday! I have not brought any cake today because I know you’ll appreciate receiving champagne even more! So cheers on your special day!
I can still clearly recall the plenty of years discussed during our history classes in school. Unfortunately, I can’t seem to remember your birthdate since it’s not included in our course. Happy birthday!
It’s really great to be young but we can’t stop getting older every year. You don’t have to worry about it my dear. Just enjoy the ride and you’ll get there! Happy birthday!
We have totally different personalities and I can’t seem to fathom how we are even related! Anyway, happy birthday to you my dear cousin! I promise to always be by your side no matter what!
Since study shows that people tend to start losing their memory at the age of 40, well, I can certainly wish you will still remember me as your friend even though you turned 40 today! Happy birthday!
Can you still recall those young, fun, and colorful days of our life? It always feels awesome to be young! But no matter how old you become, may you always continue to have fun! Happy birthday!
It’s getting harder to see your cake because of the massive amount of candles that are over it! But the biggest question is, can you still recall those days when you only have a few candles on your birthday cake? Happy birthday!
It feels really great when your loved ones wish you in ways you wanted to be wished on your special day! Happy birthday!
I truly believe that men grow old like wine while women grow old like cheese! In that case, you should be proud because old wines are priceless! Happy birthday to you my old friend!
On your special day, one of my responsibilities is to call the fire department for our safety. I know there will be plenty of candles for you to blow, so I just want to be safe than sorry. Happy birthday!
Happy birthday buddy! Are you getting older or becoming wiser? You know, a wise man would never wish to be young again. So enjoy the journey and make sure you grow old happy.
Congratulations on adding another year in your life today! Your teeth may no longer be complete, but what matters is that you never forget to smile always. Happy birthday!
Most people would say that good things do not ever last long. In that sense, I’m inclined to believe that you’re truly a badass person! Happy birthday my friend!
Sure, you may look old but I know your heart remains evergreen and that’s what I really like about you my friend! Happy birthday to you! May you live longer as you wish!
Happy birthday! You should enjoy the cake because you may not get the chance to enjoy the pastry soon because a senior citizen will usually be asked to follow a certain diet!
Cheers to all those years that you’ve been living here on Earth and cheers to the cake budget that we have to cut down just so we can afford all those candles in your cake! Happy birthday!
As you can see, those candles on your cake don’t match with your real age. We’ve actually bought the right number of candles but we just ran out of space to place it on your cake! Enjoy your birthday my friend!
One of the best advices that I receive in life is that you should be able to appreciate even the smallest things in life. But I would not really recommend this to you because I know that at your age, seeing small things is easier said than done!
Since I’m usually forgetting everyone’s birthday, you should consider it a miracle that I am greeting you today! But don’t worry because sooner or later, you’ll understand what I meant! Happy birthday!
Do not ever allow your age to get you down because it won’t be long until you will be allowed to learn how to drive. Until then, enjoy learning how to bike! Happy birthday little one!
To my sister who still owes me lots! I did not get you any gift this year so we are now even! Happy birthday sis!
I cannot believe how big you’re now getting! Gone are the days when I can steal your cake from your plate and you would not mind a bit! Happy birthday to you my darling little sis!
Happy birthday my little bro! Don’t you think it’s about time that you grow up a bit and stop bullying people around?
I’m not really into overly sweet messages and mushy stuff. But I know birthdays are fun so let’s ditch the old school and celebrate it like we are young! Happy birthday!
I’m secretly hoping that you have low expectations for your birthday celebration today. Because honestly, dad volunteered to be the chef! So good luck my sis! Happy birthday anyway!
I know you will be blowing a massive amount of candles on your cake today! To guarantee our safety, I have saved on speed dial the number of the fire department! Happy birthday!
I tried to look for something that can perfectly represent the day you were born. But I was not so lucky because the vintage shops are all closed today! Happy birthday!
Happy birthday! There’s no reason to be sad just because you feel like you’re getting older. In fact, you have every reason to be proud! Not everyone is lucky enough to reach this golden age!
Stop counting all those massive amount of candles on your cake or you’ll end up stressed! Instead, count your blessings and you will have every reason to be happy on your special day! Happy birthday!
Happy birthday! At this point in your life, you have to really consider making a new start, which could mean start lying about your real age!
For your birthday today, I just wanted to give you something both charming and funny. But then I remembered that you already have me so I guess I’m the best gift you’ll ever have! Happy birthday sweetheart!
You know most people on your birthday would tell me that you never seem to age a bit! Well I simply reply that it’s because I have shared to you some of my secrets! Happy birthday!
Happy birthday, it’s the perfect time to be jolly! So please stop counting all those candles on your cake or those wrinkles on your face! Just enjoy the party and look forward to the many more years ahead!
I have baked a cake to celebrate your birthday but I totally forgot about the massive amount of candles that I’m supposed to place. As it turns out, there’s not enough space on the cake to accommodate all of them! Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to you! At your age, it’s about time that you see everything larger than life! And that also includes reading the news and magazines in large print! Enjoy the old age my friend!
Now that you’re getting older, I admit you’re not getting any easier to live with. Let’s start from the fact that we’ll have to wait much longer in line while you present your senior citizen’s card! Happy birthday sweetheart!
People say that wisdom comes with age. But I really am not so sure about that because I have met so many old people and so far you’re the only one who is really smart. Happy birthday!
Happy birthday buddy! At our age now, I don’t understand why people expect us to remember their birthdays. So you must be really lucky today because I have not forgotten your birthday!
Thanks to those numerous candles on your cake! It warmed us on this cold winter night! Happy birthday!
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Happy birthday my friend! Given all those candles on your cake, I secretly hope you are up to date with the payment of your fire insurance!
Hey, happy birthday! Don’t feel sad that you’re getting older today. Instead, keep your chin up! Well, that is if you still can!
If people will call you old, hit them with that cane and if that’s not enough, throw your false teeth at them! Happy birthday to you my old pal!
Happy birthday buddy! At your age, the only way that you can look younger is to lie for at least a decade than your actual age!
There’s no reason to feel bad for adding another year in your life! In fact, you should be glad you have come this far despite all the challenges you have to surpass! Happy birthday!
Happy birthday! Be proud that you’ve finally reached the age of wisdom. Unfortunately, not everyone is really interested to listen to you!
Happy birthday! There are many ways to figure out if you are already getting old. It’s when you start getting brain dexterity games as your birthday present!
Happy birthday! You have now finally reached the age where every compliment you receive comes with for someone at your age! Don’t worry, I can totally relate!
Happy birthday! You know you are already getting old when the cashier would end up asking for your ID card to avail of the senior’s discount! I’m sure you can relate to that my friend! Happy birthday!
Whoever said that time waits for no man but would stand still for a woman at 30 is actually stupid! Because no woman in her right mind would admit to reaching the age of 30! Happy birthday!
Happy birthday! Sure, time heals all wounds but it could leave you with all those wrinkles on your face and a saggy skin! So don’t wait until you’re old before you forgive those who hurt you!
Happy birthday! Another year is added to your life, which means you’ll have another reason to curse whoever invented the first mirror!
Sure, getting old is like traveling in time but in a slow motion. But it’s actually better to be slow than fast because I definitely don’t want to be the first in the finish line of life! Happy birthday!
Happy birthday! Remember that you’re only young and reckless once. However, you cannot be too reckless now that you are on your hip-breaking days!
Happy birthday mom! Don’t worry too much about getting old. You’re simply stunning enough that some middle aged men to mistake us to be sisters!
To a great mother who raised me well and provided for my needs, happy birthday! I only have one question for you mom – can you extend your generosity until I find a job?
Happy birthday dad! Thank you for providing me with everything I need for in life, most especially your DNA. I would not look this marvelous if not for you, so thank you so much!
Happy birthday mommy from your loving but naughty kid. I am sorry if you have to put up with so much childish behavior all year round. Anyway, I promise to be good only for this day because it’s your birthday!
Happy birthday daddy! As your favorite child, I know I’m not really obliged to give you a birthday gift so I hope my presence would be enough! I promise, I’ll make it up to you when you give me my allowance.
Happy birthday to my mother who physically carried me for nine months right before my birth and financially supported me for the rest of my life! I love you so much mom!
Happy birthday daddy! Getting into trouble would not have been a big deal if you were not there to point that out!
Happy birthday mom! I promise not to make fun of your age although I feel sincerely sorry for you because now you have more candles on your cake than your real teeth!
Happy birthday to you, my big sister! May we continue to argue over every little detail of our lives for the many more years to come!
Happy birthday to you my dearest mother! You and I are truly perfect for each other – I am the perfect child for a mother like you! Enjoy your special day!
Happy birthday mommy! May we be blessed with many more years of micro managing each of our lives!
Happy birthday mommy! I find it quite unnecessary to celebrate your special day considering that it was actually our mother who did all the work at that time!
Mommy, you are beautiful, smart, funny, creative, and incredible! Isn’t it great how we resemble in so many things in life!
Happy birthday mommy! Do not only count the number of years you are born, lie about them as well!
Mom, since it’s your special day, I was thinking about going on an all-inclusive holiday at the Caribbean! But would you mind taking care of my dog while I am away? Thank you and happy birthday!
Happy birthday mommy! It would have been easier for me and meaningful for you if you can wish you a happy birthday greeting on Facebook. So time to get your own Facebook account mom!
Happy birthday mom! Here’s wishing you a birthday that’s filled with love, praise, encouragement, and attention! I love you so much mom and I promise to be there for you no matter what!
Happy birthday, mom! You have now reached the stage in your life where you sleep and wake up at the same time every single day. That’s just a sign of old age!
Happy birthday mommy! You should celebrate the fact that you now have more candles in your cake than white hairs!
Happy birthday to my mom who is already old enough to go to the ladies room without having to carry her smartphone!
Happy birthday mommy! I can never thank you enough for all the great things you have done for me! I promise to continue loving you until you grow very old!
Happy birthday to the father who I love so much that I don’t need Facebook to remind me that it’s actually his birthday!
Happy birthday dad! The older you get, the brighter you seem to appear! Keep up the good work! I love you!
Happy birthday dad, from your only child (or so they say)!
Happy birthday daddy, thank you for working so hard to pay for the bills that I know I’m supposed to pay myself considering I’m an adult now. I promise to pay you back someday! I love you daddy!
Happy birthday dad! You seem to be getting younger because I’m starting to look a lot like you!
Happy birthday daddy! I promise to someday give you some grand kids who, just like me, would prefer to live in your basement!
Happy birthday daddy! I know you just started using the Internet but you actually don’t need to print your emails to be able to read them! We’re in the digital world now dad!
Happy birthday daddy! I promise I will not trade you for anything in this world unless if I will get a much better offer! Just kidding!
Happy birthday to the best father I know! For your birthday dad, I got you a t-shirt with a print that says, Silence is Golden. You can wear this shirt whenever mom as you if she is fat!
Happy birthday daddy! I would like to give you anything you want for a gift but moving out of your house is not an option, okay? I love you daddy!
Happiest birthday to the father who has passed on to me his love for all things vintage! Indeed, I look up to you in everything dad! That’s how much you really mean to me. Enjoy your big day!
Happy birthday to you daddy! My gift for you this year is to let you invest in my unemployment for another 12 months or more!
Happy birthday to a father who mean the world to me! Dad, you often make a fashion statement each time you wear those fancy socks with your sandals!
Happy birthday daddy! You should really thank me for teaching you on how you should spend your money!
Happy birthday to you daddy, from your favorite child. Well I know you only have one child so you have no choice but to consider me as your favorite. I love you so much!
Happiest birthday to a father who has to go through the most difficult challenges in life of getting lost in the street because there’s no Google Map just yet!
Happiest birthday to the world’s greatest farter. I mean, father!
Happy birthday to the father who though that LOL means lots of love!
Happy birthday daddy! When I was born, everyone thought that I look just like you. But it’s actually just my baldness that resembles you! Just kidding! I love you dad!
Happy birthday to the best father in the world! Just like with any decent father, you have taught me the basics of life – accountability, responsibility, courage, honesty, and most importantly – stealth farts!
Happy birthday daddy! When I was young, I used to believe that you are superman. Now that I am older, I realize that you’re just someone who loves to walk around in your underpants!
Happy birthday to a dad who thinks that taking a selfie of his butt is a form of art!
Happy birthday to you daddy! Thank you so much for teaching me some of the best life lessons and that includes telling me that taking the garbage out for you is one way to build good character.
Happy birthday to the father who knew long before that money does not simply grow on trees. Instead, it grows from deep within the recesses of your pockets!
Happy birthday dad! Today is one of the most important days of my life, after my own birthday of course! Just kidding! Please know that you will always remain important to me even if I now have my own family!
Happy birthday daddy! Now that it is your special day, I can honestly say that you are one of my favorite parents! So would you mind sharing to me some of your presents?
Happy birthday daddy! I know you just started to lean how to use a mobile phone but please stop signing your name in every text message that you will send!
Happy birthday to you dad! I know we have done everything together for so many years so I cannot really recall which of us is the real bad influence!
Happy birthday daddy! I tried to Google the world’s greatest dad in hopes that your name will show up. Well apparently, Google did not know you exist! You’re the best dad for me nevertheless!
Happy birthday to you, dad! When I told you never change, that does not mean you should keep on wearing the same clothes over and over again!
Happy birthday daddy! If you ever need a place to stay, I’ll make sure to find an excellent nursing home for you! Just kidding dad! Please know that you’re always welcome to stay in my place if you need to. I love you!
Happiest birthday to a father who does not realize that wearing cargo shorts is a thing of the past! But no matter what your fashion statement is, for me, you’re still the nest dressed dad on the planet!
Happy birthday to my best friend! If you find it hard to swallow your age, just simply add a few swigs of vodka in it! Keep rocking my friend! You are truly the best!
Happy birthday to an incredible friend who never fails to put a smile on my face! Don’t worry much about getting older because you’re still so much younger than the VCR.
Happy birthday to a truly amazing friend! Today, I hereby declare you guilty of turning a year older than me! Your sentence is to celebrate another birthday for the coming years!
Happy birthday to you my best buddy! Well, you are not really as loaded as you expected to become at this age! So let us get a different kind of loaded for your party tonight!
Happiest birthday to a friend who is lucky enough to have a smart and talented friend like me! Well, you got no choice but to agree with me if you don’t want me to reveal your real age!
Happy birthday to you my best buddy! In as much as I want to make you feel better, but you definitely are not getting any younger!
Happy birthday to you my best pal! Please do not get too close to your birthday cake or you will end up burning your skin! Well, as your best friend, I’m just really concerned!
Happy birthday to you my dearest pal! Congratulations on reaching the age where most of us would start acting just like our parents!
Happy birthday to you my dear old friend! Maybe it is about time that you start counting your age based on dog years!
Happy birthday to one of the most amazing persons I’ve ever met in my entire life! May you continue to do what is right even if that means lying on my behalf! Stay awesome bud!
Several years ago today, you were born into this world. Well, if I can still remember correctly, that should be around the prehistoric age, right before the Internet, right?
Happy birthday to you pal! Sure, you may not be that old yet but I still have to use the math formula I learned from college to count your actual age!
Happy birthday to you my dearest friend, I know you are sad looking at the many candles on your cake, but you should actually count your blessings instead of those massive candles!
Happy birthday to you, my best friend! Remember that age is just a number! So do not fret if you feel like you are reaching the senior years! Please know that no matter how old you become, you’ll always be young in my eyes!
Happy birthday to my friend who has stuck with me through thick and thin! Although in my case, it’s just mostly thick!
Happy birthday buddy! Now you can finally tell me how it is like to be the oldest in the crowd!
My friend, there is something different about the way you look today. Well, I guess that’s because my eyes is bad. Happy birthday!
Whenever I would look at you, I’m often reminded of the time when everything in life is so basic. In fact, it’s when the anti-aging serum is not yet invented!
Happy birthday to you my best friend! Cheers to a person who knows the secret on staying young not just in lying about her actual age!
Happy birthday sweetie! You certainly have not changed a bit in all those years! It’s such amazing how you grow old graciously! Would you want to share to me your secret? In exchange, I’ll give you this gift!
Happy birthday to you! I suppose this is the year that you should start lying about your real age! Don’t worry for I am willing to be an accomplice!
Happy birthday! Given your age now, you really don’t need to worry about temptation since you will tempt nothing anymore! Just kidding!
Happy birthday to you, my dearest best friend! Now that you’re a little bit older, it’s time to discover the reason why birthday ends in Y.
Happy birthday! Now that you have reached the Middle Age, you’ll never pass a bathroom again without having to use it!
Happy birthday to you my dear! Now that it’s your special day most of your friends will probably say that you look younger than your age. Whoever these people are, I can guarantee they are not your real friends!
Happy birthday! You’re probably dreading the day that you’ll become a doppelganger of your parents! Unfortunately, that time has now come. Well, almost!
Happy birthday! I know you’re sad because you’re feeling a little bit older now. But I have a plan – let’s hang out with your parents along with their friends at Mac Donald’s! Just think of it as your children’s party!
Happy birthday! Your special day has finally come and now is the time that you start removing your age from your social network accounts!
Happy birthday! I was actually thinking of giving you a Get Well Soon card because I know you’ll be sick when you find out that there’s not enough space to place the candles on your cake!
Instead of a birthday gift, I have actually made a donation on your behalf. I got myself a new dress and charged it on your card! Happy birthday sweetheart! Thanks for your donation!
Happy birthday to you, my baby brother! Sorry for those times when I made you dress up like my favorite doll!
Happy birthday brother! Sorry for convincing you all throughout your entire life that you are only adopted! But I know you won’t believe me though!
Happy birthday sis! Now that you’re older, you’ll realize that being the favorite child of our parents is not too cool at all!
Happy birthday brother! I am smiling now because I have you as my brother. Yet, I am laughing at the same time because I’m left with no choice!
Happy birthday baby bro! I wanted to give you a present that’s funny, cool, smart, and beautiful! Yet I remembered that you already have that – me! Whether you like it or not, just be thankful you have me!
Happy birthday to you my big brother! I thank God every day that you are older than me. At least, I’m the favorite of the family!
Happy birthday sister! I’m sorry for all those times that I borrowed your things but have no intention of returning any of it!
Happy birthday sis! No matter how cool you think you are, I will always be here to remind you of your dork phase!
Happy birthday to you my dear sister! Sorry for always persuading mom and dad to never allow you to go out at night without me by your side!
Happy birthday bro! Thank you for being older than me. Unfortunately, that’s how it’s going to be now and forever!
Happy birthday sis! I’m glad that you’re my sister although I really don’t have any choice so I just have to feel glad no matter what! Just kidding! Enjoy your day!
Happy birthday to my favorite sister in the world although I actually only have one! Still, I know she’s the best!
Happy birthday sis! For me, your birthday is the grandest day of the year! Of course, after my birthday!
Happy birthday my darling little sister! You’re smart, funny, caring, and sweet! So what more can you ask for? You already have everything you need so I guess you’ll understand why I’m not giving you any gift?
Happy birthday! Wow, you’re looking different today. Did you cut your hair? Oh, I know why – you are one year older today!
On your special day, may you be able to set all those jealous people on fire and use the flame to burn the candles on your cake! Just kidding! May you have a truly amazing day my friend!
Another year has come but that does not really mean you are wiser. But at least, I know you are so much better now. Just like good wine, you get better and better as the years gone by!
Hey, don’t be sad that you’re adding another year in your life. In fact, birthdays are good for you. Studies show that the more people have birthdays, the longer they live here on Earth!
Happy birthday to you! Given our age, the only way to look younger is to add at least a decade to your actual age!
Happy birthday! Like everyone else, I wanted to say, May all of your dreams come true! But I’m afraid that if I do, I will have nothing left to wish for on your birthday next year!